Aisle 9

***TOPIC MAY NOT BE APPROPRIATE FOR MALE BLOGGERS***

What, you still here? Okay, don't say you weren't warned.

Ladies I have a question for you.

Will your significant other go the store for you and purchase tampons, pads, whatever you need?

Not A Grampy and I will be celebrating 20 years of marriage on Wednesday. Twenty years married, 22 years actually together. He has an issue with Aisle 9 (in our store that is where all the feminine products are.

He has NEVER purchased any type of feminine care/hygiene product.

In fact, he has been known to avoid Aisle 9 like the plague. He has also been witnessed, on occasion, moving away from the shopping cart when the items in question are due to be put onto the check out stand.

I don't know why he has such an aversion to Aisle 9 and it's products. I mean, even if he was shopping alone and had only that in his cart, it tells all the other men something...

It tells them that he has a woman! Yup! He has a woman, who is not pregnant. He may not be getting any this week, buy he has a woman and will be getting some soon enough. The other poor sucker in line buying beer and frozen pizza will be home alone, again.

I just don't understand.

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Now for the good news!

Bluepaintred has a new blog! Where Was I? I don't know how she does it, but she keeps them all updated, interesting and fun!!

She is also running a contest! And she will be doing one every month! Woo Hoo! I love contests, even if the only prize is jelly dognuts at least it is a prize!!

So, what she would like us to do is write a short post linking back to her new site. Then leave a comment on this post with the URL of your entry. Could you take a few minutes and help her out with this new venture?

Oh and the prize really isn't jelly dognuts..(you wouldn't want them anyway, they are kind of drunk and nasty and can't spell worth a darn)

You could win a factory sealed Playstation 2 Game-Hitman 2!! Or if you don't have a Playstation 2 (kind of like me) she will deposit $30.00 in your paypal account!! I like cash!! Winner will be chosen October 31 (ooh, 2 days after my birthday! that would be an awful nice gift). T

Take a few minutes and pop over there. Take a look around, visit, join her for a cup of coffee!!

Newbie Questions

I am new to blogging....(duh, like anyone didn't already know that) I have some newbie questions...


Is there a Blogging for Dummies book out there somewhere...?


Mr. Fab...Avitable...Blue....Shelli.....Sheila......I know one of you somewhere, sometime has written one...


Mr. Fab and Avitable books would have.... (please note...I have learned that bullet points may be important...so I am adding them)

• claymation rated R,
• melted penis,
• Teletubbies Gone Wild (be sure you scroll all the way back to the beginning),
• private parts exposed..(sorry about the loss of the swim suit Miss Britt)..
• lust

Never mind....I answered my own question.....


Okay...am I breaking etiquette by posting this???? Should I drop you all a quick message that I am linking to your posts? Because I will pull this immediately...or any post where I refer back to someone who does not want me to...


Okay...lots more questions...but


Did I mention that I have had a hard day...no wine until after 7 pm? Yup...took a few days off...went to my Rotary meeting this morning, took the car in to get washed, returned some of GK #1`s clothes that were the wrong size, then Daughter and I took GK #1 and GK #2 to Chuck E Cheese,......


wine, more wine.....PLEASE


To Be Continued...More questions from a newbie to come...and more wining...oops I mean whining...

What Color is Your Soul?

Miss Ann always has some of the neatest stuff on her blog. Check out this one and check out your soul!

What color is your soul painted? Blue Your soul is painted the color blue, which embodies the characteristics of peace, patience, understanding, health, tranquility, protection, spiritual awareness, unity, harmony, calmness, coolness, confidence, dependability, loyalty, idealism, tackiness, and wisdom. Blue is the color of the element Water, and is symbolic of the ocean, sleep, twilight, and the sky. Click Here to Take This Quiz

Quizzes and Personality Tests

I like that, I like the butterfly palm trees. I think I need a new butterfly tattoo.

Oh, Big Brother is on...Jen has got to go!! Yeah Evil Dick all the way. I just like saying that!!