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Sunday, July 8, 2007

New Neighbors Moving In

In 3 days I will be having new boobs. Wee Hee! I have been wondering lately how my current boobs feel about having updated models inserted? So I have been paying much more attention to them lately. (so has not a grampy! hee hee) I really don't want them going any further south on me or try to move out when the neighbors move in.

I hope my southern heading boobies realize how much I appreciate them for all they have done for me for the past 46 or so years. And while, for the first 14 or 15 years they were barely bumps, they were still there. Then at at 21 and 24 years of age they provided nourishment for my two children. They were never really pillows for either child (except right after birth, God they were amazing looking then!!), in fact Daughter always said..."mommy you are too bumpy", but they were there.

I really hope my two set of boobies don't create a Hatfields & McCoy type relationship. They are going to be neighbors, so they really need to get along. I hope the new neighbors respect the privacy of #1 boobies and work quickly at developing a positive relationship. They must remember that this is a wonderful, peaceful, healthy community.

Oh God, I have to check and find out when I can have wine again! Oh that's right, I get lots of pain meds!!!

Stay tuned, only three days to go!!

7 comments:

Bluepaintred said...

i deleted my comment. will email it instead

Bluepaintred said...

oh wait. no i wont. I don't have our email address..

Tug said...

GOOD LUCK!! How fun...

Not a Granny said...

Thanks Blue, I will watch for it.

Tug,
I am told they are fun for the whole family...

Mr. Fabulous said...

I am sure there will be pictures....

Not a Granny said...

Mr. Fabulous

Not after you ordering me two batches of cookies!

Shelli said...

Mine are plenty ample, but they will need a lift. After I lose all the weight that I want to lose, I intend to have something done about them.