Sunday, February 24, 2008

50 ODD Things About Me

I don't remember where or who I got this from. But it was wandering around the ole Internetz there for a while. So, I thought I would give each of you a thrilling look into the character that is "Not a Granny"

1. Wheres your #1 on your top 8 at the moment?
She better be at home with her son, my grandson and not running all over the county!

2. What is your favorite possession?
You mean besides my new chest? Oh, okay it's got to new bras to go with the new boobies!!

3. Do you own a gun?
Yes, multiples and I know how to shoot, clean, and load each one. Yup, come to my door late at night!!

4. If you could tell your last ex something what would you say?
Ha ha ha..see what you lost out on you SOB!

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
No, I don't. But I bet they get a little nervous when they see my name on the list to come in.

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
I love the way they run through the grass and you can barely see them because of their stubby little legs...what you mean not the dog? What else is there? NO, way not that mess of cow tongue and a**holes, they throw together and try to sell at fairs? Let's stick with the cute, cuddly dogs!

7. What's your favourite Christmas song?
White Christmas-sung only by Bing Crosby though.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the mornin?
Ice Cold Diet Coke. On the weekend, coffee and Bailey's!

9. Can you do push ups?
Are you kidding? Why would I want to??? I would have to put down my wine.

10. Is your bathroom clean?
Every two weeks whether it needs it or not!

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
My grandmothers earrings I had made into a belly button ring!

12. Do you take painkillers?
Only when I am in pain, or once a month for a week at a time...

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
New boobs.

14. Do you have A.D.D.? [Attention Deficit Disorder]?
What...did you see the hot dogs running away from the buns in the grass?
No, I do not

15. your name?

16. Middle Name(s)

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?
sheesh this only #17?

wonder if Not A Grampy got off to work

why are they talking so loud in the hall?

19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink

Diet Coke


20. Last movie watched?
The Bucket List

21. Number 1 fear?
Dying in a car that has driven off of a bridge into a river. I can't get the doors open, I can't get the windows down, the water is rushing in...

22. Current worry?
What am I making for dinner tonight?

23. Current hates?

24. Favorite place to be?
Cruise ship, or a beach, or anyplace that has sun, alcohol, water.

25. How did you bring in the New Year?
Sitting out back at our Tiki bar with Not a Grampy and dog.

27. Do you own slippers?
Multiple pairs. I have slippers for all seasons and holidays!! Wanna see???

30. Favorite color(s)?
blue, purple or teal, maybe red, or silver. I like all colors. I can't say I have a favorite.

31. Would you be a pirate?
Yes. But only if I could be a good pirate. And have pretty clothes and lots of food and a clean bed and house and...

33. Do you sing in the shower?
No, I am too busy trying to wake up.

34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
The snakes that lived at the foot of my bed under the blankets.

35. Current cravings?

36. Superman, Spiderman, or Batman?
Batman, his suit had nipples

37. Best bed sheets as a child??
Nice cold cotton sheets that you crawled into and snuggled down under the blankie.

38. Worst injury you've ever had?
Broken right wrist. One week after I started a new job. I am right handed, that was a little odd.

39. Are you currently employed?

40.Who is your one most favorite person at the moment?
Not a Grampy, but that could change at any second since I am PMSing.

41. Who is your loudest friend?

42. Who is your most silent friend??
Donna, she left our friendship and hasn't been heard from since.

43. Do you like anyone right now?
What do you mean like? I like a lot of people right now. No one, well besides Not a Grampy, whose bones I would jump or anything like that.

44. Do u wish on shooting stars?
Of course, don't you?

45. What is your favorite book?
Sherrilyn Kenyon series

46. Favourite Candy?
Snickers-you eat all the chocolate off around the candy bar, then eat the inside all by itself.

47. Do you sleep in PJs?
Do you count a tank top as pjs?

48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
I don't think I want any songs played. That is just filler to cover for late people wandering in. If you can't be there on time that screw you. I am not going to provide cover for you. You will just have to wander to a seat in the pew, late, where everyone can see you!!

49. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night?

50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up this morning?
I gotta go pee


Bluepaintred said...

in regards to number 21. Read this and then go out and buy a center punch. Keep it in your car.

Not a Granny said...

blue-but you would have to remain calm to do any of those things, including the center punch. I would probably already be dead from the heart attack.

Tug said...

I EAT SNICKERS JUST LIKE YOU!! Do you fridge or freeze them, too?

Snickers & coffee...the breakfast of champions. And yep, Bailey's on the weekends.

Now please put away the gun when I come over for wine & baileys, thankssomuch.

ablondeblogger said...

Wooo hoo on the gun!! I only have one but it's a good one and I too know how to use it (.357 Magnum, baby!)

Our alarm went off one morning way after my husband had left for work. I gathered the kids in my room, pulled out the gun and got on the phone with 911. I felt totally safe knowing that if anyone was going to come f with us, they weren't going to have a head left. :)

metalmom said...

I did this one too! Although our favorite candies differ, I do eat my snickers the same way you do!