Sunday, September 30, 2007

5 Questions

Last week Just Tug answered 5 questions presented to her by ADW. When Tug asked if anyone wanted to play along and answer 5 questions, I of course in my great need to feel loved and acceptance, said "Yes"..

So here goes!!

1. You’re RICH! For a day, then it’s gone. What do you do?

Well, I never really have been one for cross dressing. But for one day I can be Richard (I prefer full names, no nicknames). I am pretty sure my co-workers might get a little confused, but what the is really none of their business!

2. Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

To show off all the bulging body parts that really should be kept a secret. Who knew Batman's nipples were so big?

3. You can be anyone (dead, alive, past or present) for one day. Who would it be, and why?

I would have to be Princess Diana. Is the Queen really as much of a bore as she appears? Or does she, in complete secrecy, drink wine, swing from chandeliers, tell dirty jokes?

4. If you have chocolate, rope, a wood screw and a fish, what do you have? fondue swinging from the chandelier in the Queen's private chambers. (see #3)

5. Who were you in a past life?

I was probably a cat. I really enjoy lazing about and pretending to look busy! Plus, I must be perfectly groomed before I go anywhere!

Okay that was fun. Now you know more about me than anyone would ever want!!


DeeJay said...

Great answers. I liked #2 the most though.

Sheila said...

The point is, I never wanted to know how big Batman's nipples were...

Tug said...

Did it EAT my comment? I swear...the queen, swinging from chandeliers...DAMMIT. Great answers NAGran!!